A minute silence will do for me
Oliver, why are you so hostile towards women?
I am not hostile to woman but their behaviour
Oliver! And you do so by attacking all women?
Precisely the point, women like thinking for men
Can you explain a little further, Oliver?
Yesterday, I heard you say something about -
"All men being the same?" Isn't it true Oliver?
At least you should have let me finish!
Ok then, I apologize you can continue
Something about men all being the same
And isn't it true? Oliver? You know that yet?
Well, how did you know that we are the same?
Because we just know it, it's a fact
It is a fact because you have tried all of us?
Oliver, what are you trying to put across?
That no one told you to try all men!
Oliver, that is a hasty and unreasonable conclusion
"Did you noy say that all men were the same?"
"Yes I did!"
"So then did you know that we are all the same"
"Well I don't know, I can't tell"
So I am therefore right to suggest that -
"Hold it right there, I know what you are about to say"
So what was I about to say
"We have tried all men" which is very nasty
Wrong again, so you see you always think for men
But what were you trying to say
"I was about to say that women are wonderful"
Oliver, you know that it is a lie
"How do you know that is a lie?"
I can't tell but I just know that is is
If you don't know don't suggest
Well never mind, what birthday gift do you want?
A minute silent
Oliver!
